start and build, start and build...

re: relationship invite

Do you have msn messenger or yahoo? I would love to get to know you and if you are not seeing anyone, I would love to start and build a relationship with you :-) Let me know if you would also be interested in starting and building a relationship with me :-)

J

Dear J,

Thanks for the invite, but I'm gonna have to RSVP no on that one. You have never spoken to or met me. Already you want to "start and build a relationship"? You must be an amazing catch. Too bad I'm not a "start and build" kinda gal. Better luck next time.

FF

is it a word problem or a come on?

re: well you certainly choose an...

appropriate name for yourself.Femmefatele is right.Girls like you make me question my worth,but you know what?Forget that.I can go out and get a girl like you or better 5 days a week.Well,I'm going to modify that a little.Alright,3 days out of the week.Ok,alright a couple times a month.Alright,just becouse there are not girls as pretty as you on every block doesn't mean it won't happen.Alright,I got it.I'm sticking with every 5 square miles in any given town.sheeesh.

I hope you're happy now.

as opposed to...

re: hi

hello, how are you doing? I like the main photo because you have a clean face.

just give this internet a chance!

Subject: Hello, some help

I'm doing this exercise to overcome my shyness, I went to the doctor and he said that the best way to do it was to start talking to pretty girls. So, how are you?

Nah, this was the most creative way I was able to come up to break the ice without being an @sshole. I'm not shy in real life. I'm just giving this internet a chance because it's hard for me to find goodlooking girls that are smart too.

Tell me what you do. Do you like stuff? what kind of stuff do you do? I like stuff and I also like doing stuff. (I also like to say "stuff" a lot

Just...boo.

don't tell me what to doooooooo!!!!!!!

Subject: hey

hey write me

meh.

Well, since he's close by...

Subject: close by

do you like hot make out sessions with cute guys, and toned bodys that live close to
you??? i think i know someone

Note: This gentleman's profile picture was a shirtless one, taken by himself in the mirror. Ugh. I don't care how hot you are, don't do it.

I need you to not say that

subject: Hi From J
Hello I am J and I need you to smile pretty girl.