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They See Me Rolling, They Hating

Daters please....Stop taking pictures on your phone of yourself driving.

A Swing and a Miss

did you look at my profile and think that guy will break my heart?


No, my head.

faker, please

subject: I love you

will you be my girl friend


It is especially meaningful considering we have never exchanged anything. His photo is clearly a generic male model. Anyway...

just give this internet a chance!

Subject: Hello, some help

I'm doing this exercise to overcome my shyness, I went to the doctor and he said that the best way to do it was to start talking to pretty girls. So, how are you?

Nah, this was the most creative way I was able to come up to break the ice without being an @sshole. I'm not shy in real life. I'm just giving this internet a chance because it's hard for me to find goodlooking girls that are smart too.

Tell me what you do. Do you like stuff? what kind of stuff do you do? I like stuff and I also like doing stuff. (I also like to say "stuff" a lot

Just...boo.