I get Netflix?

Hi sweetie, im r, How are you. I sing and play bass also love movies,You say lack the ham gene you mean to jump around?
I live in marina del rey close by and own a cellular phone business.I get blockbuster movies mailed to me, three at a time and have three now? I hope to hear from you soon.

it's just not that interesting?

subject: just wondering ?

Hi how's it going? Hope your week is going well. Just wondering why a beautifull woman like yourself it's not interesting in having children?

D


If I do decide to have children it will be with someone with better grammar.

hit me where it hurts! my profile!

Subject: hi

Oh geez, another lame profile read. I think the girl in the profile is probably more
interesting.

M

Pour Some Syntactical Splendor on Me, In the Name of Love

Taken from a winning user profile. Edited out a lot more than you see here. It went on and on...

UBER PERSONALITY GUARANTEE: I guarantee that meeting me will leave you simultaneously thrilled, inspired, confused, craving, self-confident, and self-conscious. My best physical features: 6-way tie among my (1)eyes (2)abs (3)perfectly proportioned ears (4)triceps that women keep finding excuses to touch during casual conversation (5)smile (can't see it in these pics, but take my word for it) (6)a voice that "just has that effect"....

Summon my cerebral sensibilities with a splurge of syntactical splendor or syllogistic spectacle...Or, send me a cleverly chosen E-card to get my attention. To be more specific...if you really want to make an impression on me, then be able to do the following things all at once: Walk. Chew gum. Expound on the political economy of AIG, CIT, TARP, TALF, PPIP, FDIC, SEC, CFTC.....Flaunt it on the dance floor, demonstrating that your "assets" are worthy of starring in a Shorty Biggy music video....

Leave me speechlessly confounded over whether you look more ravishing in a scarlet cheongsam, rhinestone-laced tube top, or curve-cradling pinstriped power suit...while teaching speech, pausing only to manage simultaneous PR and marketing campaigns on your Blackberry during a coffee break. Render me powerless to figure out which lights me more on fire: the passion in your kiss, or the compassion in your deeds. Be my combination tour guide, curator, interpreter, and resort pal for the world's most fascinating cities. Satisfactorily explain to me where you've been all my life...

And finally, I need a woman who empathizes with my age dilemma: my calendar age is 30-something; my soul age is 1,000-something; my mental age is 50-something; my physical age is 20-something; my technological age is "divide by zero" times Moore's Law......

I don't want to share my parts with you

I get the matter of you being a little shy at first.... I also understand there is alot in you that you enjoy and parts you want to share. Although it sounds easy enough... I want to share my life with someone, the reality of my and your comfort is something that has not happened since my divorce 7 years ago. Are you accepting applications?

z

go make us a salad?

What rainy day? This is LA sister. Bite your tongue. Or someone elses if the mood
strikes you.

I was just in Cape cod and ran in the pouring rain. And in LA I work indoors. Go
figure.

Anything for a visionquest. Even a small one. Now go make us a salad. I saved two
olives for just for you, beautiful muse.

Ciao,
-G

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faker, please

subject: I love you

will you be my girl friend


It is especially meaningful considering we have never exchanged anything. His photo is clearly a generic male model. Anyway...

I am so turned on right now

subject: there is dog theft in your area

First, I wanna say you are gorgeous, and must read my profile.

I am a dog rescuer. Share this with anyone that has dogs.

There are professional dog thieves operating in your area.

They have the tools, and know-how, to steal any dog, no matter how “vicious” you may perceive your dog to be. They can, and will, steal your dog. Pit bulls, rottweillers, and dobermans are stolen as much as any breed.

Dogs are stolen from yards; parked cars, even when the cars are locked; and from outside stores.

Only 10% of missing dogs are ever returned.

Most are sold into animal experimentation, where they are slowly tortured, time and time again, until death. Others are sold as dog-fighting bait; exotic pet food; and even human consumption!

A micro-chip, although a very good idea, is not GPS for dogs.

Never leave your dog unattended, unless he is safely inside your home.

According to a paper presented to the American Society of Criminology in 2006, an illegal economy in the theft of pets, mostly dogs, has emerged in the U.S. in recent years, with the thieves known as "bunchers." The bunchers sell the animals to Class B animal dealers, who pay $25 per animal. The dealers then sell the animals to universities, medical and veterinary schools, and companies providing animal-testing services. Lawrence Salinger and Patricia Teddlie of Arkansas State University told the conference that these institutions pay up to $500 for a stolen animal, who is often accompanied by forged documents and fake health certificates.

In 2006 HBO produced Dealing Dogs a documentary film based on dog theft

huh? Is this from the Army of the 12 Monkeys?

is it a word problem or a come on?

re: well you certainly choose an...

appropriate name for yourself.Femmefatele is right.Girls like you make me question my worth,but you know what?Forget that.I can go out and get a girl like you or better 5 days a week.Well,I'm going to modify that a little.Alright,3 days out of the week.Ok,alright a couple times a month.Alright,just becouse there are not girls as pretty as you on every block doesn't mean it won't happen.Alright,I got it.I'm sticking with every 5 square miles in any given town.sheeesh.

I hope you're happy now.

as opposed to...

re: hi

hello, how are you doing? I like the main photo because you have a clean face.