I'm Too Flexxy For My Shirt

Again with the camera phone, bathroom mirror, Mr. Universe phenonmenon. I keep zooming in to see what you got there on your bathroom counter, mister.

They See Me Rolling, They Hating

Daters please....Stop taking pictures on your phone of yourself driving.

My Wet T-Shirt Brings all the Girls to the Yard

Orange you glad I didn't write him back?

A Swing and a Miss

did you look at my profile and think that guy will break my heart?


No, my head.

I get Netflix?

Hi sweetie, im r, How are you. I sing and play bass also love movies,You say lack the ham gene you mean to jump around?
I live in marina del rey close by and own a cellular phone business.I get blockbuster movies mailed to me, three at a time and have three now? I hope to hear from you soon.

chain of fools

J Date has another match for you!


Thanks to D for this worthy submission..