mirror mirror on the wall, who's the douchiest of them all?

Another faceless torso, another bathroom mirror.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A

Ah, the locker room portrait.

go make us a salad?

What rainy day? This is LA sister. Bite your tongue. Or someone elses if the mood
strikes you.

I was just in Cape cod and ran in the pouring rain. And in LA I work indoors. Go
figure.

Anything for a visionquest. Even a small one. Now go make us a salad. I saved two
olives for just for you, beautiful muse.

Ciao,
-G

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I find your lack of judgement disturbing

I love Star Wars as much as the next geek (the old ones anyway).... That being said, this is just too much. For me, anyway. But you go, girl!

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

faker, please

subject: I love you

will you be my girl friend


It is especially meaningful considering we have never exchanged anything. His photo is clearly a generic male model. Anyway...

third time's the charm?

Guess who's back?!

C!

This is his third message to me, all of which were ignored.

See this and this.

subject: hi, duchess hey duchess, im going to be short and sweet, i saw your pics and your profile and i fell in love, why you are single is a mystery, i would love to talk and know about you,,,c

but on this site it takes for ever to get a respond and is very vaugue, so i have decided to trust in a world of broken promises,, this my number xxx-xxx-xxxx this is the best way to klnow me and to see that i am a treasure to be found, i know i am a little forward and hope you dont mind but i am dying to get your attention and want to know if we can talk and yes eventually go out, i think your a keepper,,,,,c

p.s if your into looks than just move on, because i am not a male model, since this is what all women here seem to be looking for, but if you want a man to be there for you and take you chicken soup when your sick, then i am your man. i am a real man but got my soft side that most women dont see,,,,can you?

If your profile picture is anything like this...

I make snap judgements about you... and they're not good.

Reverse psychology

Subject: Hey There

we had talked before and sent emails to eachother but i havent heard from you in a while...write back if still interested in a new friendship...E

It's funny cause we've never communicated. He must have me confused with some other smart ass.

it reads like a greeting card

Hi,

Although there are a lot of guys out there, I wish you the best in finding that one person who will connect with you and become your best friend, loyal companion, and faithful counterpart.

Please don’t be afraid to be patient, selective, and cautious. Even if it means filtering/screening out a lot of questionable guys…continue to stay true to yourself, hold on to your standards and principles, and never settle for anything less than what you deserve.

Sometimes it’s easy to think “Is there anything wrong with me? Why are all my friends married or in happy, long-term relationships except me?” Well, please don’t be discouraged or disappointed. Try not to think that there’s anything wrong with you. Sure, we’re all human, and yah, maybe we each have our shortcomings and flaws…and maybe you’re not “perfect”; but surely, you are perfect for someone out there. And once you meet that lucky person, and he spends time to get to know you, he will discover for himself how remarkable, special, and amazing you really are. He will fall madly in love with you, be so enamored and captivated by you, that he will be powerless. He will love you unconditionally. He will shun all other women and be forever devoted, dedicated, committed, and faithful to you. And to you alone.

So best of luck, happiness and success to you. I sincerely hope you find that special man. Take care.

Clearly, a special man wrote this.

with those?!

Subject: I'd like to Do you JK