Thursday, June 18, 2009

deja poo

subject: tired of just looking at your pics

hey duchess, saw your pic and wanted to say hello, to be honest i have seen you before but didnt think you would say hello back but i decided to try just to see if you are as cool as your pic, i hope your not conceided nd truly are friendly and kind, i am a man that knows what he wants and is driven in life and in romance, i hate around the bush things and maybe's so i have decided to ask you out and see if we can talk and hang out, who knows maybe your that one that i am looking for in my life. you seem very sexy and humble at the same time and i like that combo in a woman, is if you see me as i see you say hello and yes on the date and see if we mesh well together if not then just be honest and say i am not your match, but dont leave me hanging with these e roses i got for you, aside from that i think your very pretty and what we guys call a great catch,,,c

p,s i hope i hear from you and sorry it is a little long, sometimes i dont know when to stop once i get going.

c

Omg C strikes again! Such persistence! Such repetition! He must be the one!!! See this previous entry.


the assman cometh

subject:***

nice ASS



Thanks I guess...?

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

classiest picture ever

The public urinal is all I can see. Good choice.


I am so turned on right now

subject: there is dog theft in your area

First, I wanna say you are gorgeous, and must read my profile.


I am a dog rescuer. Share this with anyone that has dogs.

There are professional dog thieves operating in your area.

They have the tools, and know-how, to steal any dog, no matter how “vicious” you may perceive your dog to be. They can, and will, steal your dog. Pit bulls, rottweillers, and dobermans are stolen as much as any breed.

Dogs are stolen from yards; parked cars, even when the cars are locked; and from outside stores.

Only 10% of missing dogs are ever returned.

Most are sold into animal experimentation, where they are slowly tortured, time and time again, until death. Others are sold as dog-fighting bait; exotic pet food; and even human consumption!

A micro-chip, although a very good idea, is not GPS for dogs.

Never leave your dog unattended, unless he is safely inside your home.

According to a paper presented to the American Society of Criminology in 2006, an illegal economy in the theft of pets, mostly dogs, has emerged in the U.S. in recent years, with the thieves known as "bunchers." The bunchers sell the animals to Class B animal dealers, who pay $25 per animal. The dealers then sell the animals to universities, medical and veterinary schools, and companies providing animal-testing services. Lawrence Salinger and Patricia Teddlie of Arkansas State University told the conference that these institutions pay up to $500 for a stolen animal, who is often accompanied by forged documents and fake health certificates.

In 2006 HBO produced Dealing Dogs a documentary film based on dog theft

huh? Is this from the Army of the 12 Monkeys?

you are excused

subject: EXCUSE ME

I THINK YOUR PROFILE...

JUST DESCRIBED ME..

YOUR INCREDIBLY SEXY..
:)

ADMIRING YOU,

LOVETGR___