Sunday, October 11, 2009

Another classic bathroom mirror self portrait

it's just not that interesting?

subject: just wondering ?

Hi how's it going? Hope your week is going well. Just wondering why a
beautifull woman like yourself it's not interesting in having children?

D


If I do decide to have children it will be with someone with better grammar.


Tuesday, October 6, 2009

hit me where it hurts! my profile!

Subject: hi

Oh geez, another lame profile read. I think the girl in the profile is probably more

interesting.

M

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Man in the Mirror



His only user photo, of course.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

A Fine Romance


subject: had too

hi, i've just checked into a great hotel in hermosa, and was checking messages and thought i'd see who was near. could not just click by without sending a hi, you read to be a very fun, nice, open, confident woman, and i just think you are very very pretty.


i'm out of your age range and don't even live here, but with this balcony overlooking the beach, and two nights in this incredible room, i wish i knew a woman like you in this city.

that's it for the fan mail.

peace,

j

I don't really understand this whole I'm in town for the weekend thing. I assume you are married and horny.



Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Do I Look Like an Escort? Don't Answer That!


I am down in LA through the weekend. Would you consider letting a guy from seattle take you out for drinks??? ;)

compliment fail

Hey, I don't mean to annoy you, I saw you're profile in the search and thought you seem cool
My name is L. I think we should probably chat, because you seem pretty fun, and possibly cute! (it's so hard to tell in this digital world)